I’m Jade. Late twenty-something (NINE, OK, NINE. 29. VERY late twenty-something. Fucks sake).
Newlywed. Ish (new-ish, not married-ish).
I’m putting the gin in Geneva, having moved here from London in October 2011 when my husband’s job was transferred out to the land of cheese and snow.
I spend my days working towards my PhD in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s short stories (it’s ok to be jealous), bemoaning the injustice of my lactose intolerance given my living in a land specialising in milk chocolate and cheese fondue.
So to recap, I’m ageing, married, and can’t digest any of the good stuff that makes those first two conditions any easier.
I can, however, digest gin. Welcome!